cubbybuddy622:

docgelegentlich:

snowybean1234:

turntechgoddamnit:

toastradamus:

pizzaforpresident:

WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS

ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

TURBO SHIT

BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS

pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION

Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.

With protective penis cover

anus:

sometimes when i take selfies on my phone im like “omg i actually look kinda nice” and then it does it’s thing where it flips over and then i’m just like

hose-ay:

amethnography:

Streetfood | The artisanal cuisine of Mexico’s home cooks

Mexico wish I was there right now.

the-gerudo-king:

greenchucks143:

benjaminblue:

theselfishknitter:

i-just-got-this-symphony-goin:

molly-cyrus:

tequiladrinkingbird:

fallenforgottensoul:

hauntedclitoris:

She’s my new idol

I’m sorry guys I don’t reblog porn but this shit is hilarious omfg xDDDDD I died

what the fuck did I just watch >.<

I think I’ll go pick a burial spot now.

I want to grow up to be like her.

I honestly don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that…

Ok so this is hilarious.

… and that’s the reason why I’m gay.

What the actual fuck.

iwannabeyourgentleman:

yes Siri thank you

tastefullyoffensive:

Fallen Princesses by Dina Goldstein

corsmos:

pokec0re:

i choose you

I choose y’all. *

dancingnostalgia:

Accurate description of my love life.

somesensualsweets:

somesensualsweets:

Lazy evening.

Wow! This has gotten like 100 notes in the last couple hours! You dudes are so sweet. :-)

celticcubx:

heheheh ;)

Hehe, that’s my bed

abbinormal:

nickthegeekbear:

I love it when my cub brings home noms! =O

Omg is that Pizza Hut!?