WHY ARE THERE STRAPS ON HIS LEGS I AM LAUGHING SO HARD
POWER TO MAIN THRUSTERS
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
BUT HE’S STILL WEARING HIS PANTS
pants aren’t an issue when you’re QUANTUM SHITTING THROUGH THE nTH DIMENSION
Sometimes Tumblr is just perfect.
With protective penis cover
sometimes when i take selfies on my phone im like “omg i actually look kinda nice” and then it does it’s thing where it flips over and then i’m just like
Mexico wish I was there right now.
She’s my new idol
I’m sorry guys I don’t reblog porn but this shit is hilarious omfg xDDDDD I died
what the fuck did I just watch >.<
I think I’ll go pick a burial spot now.
I want to grow up to be like her.
I honestly don’t know what I was expecting, but it wasn’t that…
Ok so this is hilarious.
… and that’s the reason why I’m gay.
What the actual fuck.
yes Siri thank you
Accurate description of my love life.
Wow! This has gotten like 100 notes in the last couple hours! You dudes are so sweet. :-)
Hehe, that’s my bed